5. At 5, “Are those stock Logic instruments?”
4. Number 4, “Don’t worry. I can’t program realistic ostinati either.”
3. In at 3, “Did you make that with Garageband?”
2. This classic at 2, “I recognise that Omnisphere patch.”
1. And for a real reaction, wait until a composer has shown off a recent masterpiece and just say “It’s brave of you to play me that track before it’s finished”.