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TOP 5: INSULTS TO THROW AT COMPOSERS

Want to fall out with a composer? Then make ‘em cry with these punishing put downs...

5. At 5, “Are those stock Logic instruments?”

4. Number 4, “Don’t worry. I can’t program realistic ostinati either.”

3. In at 3, “Did you make that with Garageband?”

2. This classic at 2, “I recognise that Omnisphere patch.”

1. And for a real reaction, wait until a composer has shown off a recent masterpiece and just say “It’s brave of you to play me that track before it’s finished”.


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August 25, 2020

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