5. At 5, “Are those stock Logic instruments?”

4. Number 4, “Don’t worry. I can’t program realistic ostinati either.”

3. In at 3, “Did you make that with Garageband?”

2. This classic at 2, “I recognise that Omnisphere patch.”

1. And for a real reaction, wait until a composer has shown off a recent masterpiece and just say “It’s brave of you to play me that track before it’s finished”.